Songtext zu 'Do You Still Believe We Went To The Moon?' von Conspiracy Music Guru

A funny thing happened on the way to the moon
That's the title of a video that I watched on YouTube
You can see astronauts hanging from wires
Proving that astronauts and NASA are liars
They analyse photos and highlight mistakes
With the moon landing missions they show it was faked
You can see 'em faking the photos of earth
They use a round window to fake the curve
Hmmmm

I watched another documentary called astronauts gone wild
Astronaut Buzz aldrin gets a little riled
All he was asked was to swear to God
That the he went to the moon but he would not
He was faced with a moon landing denier
Had a chance to show that he ain't no liar
But buzz decided to punch that dude
Just for asking him to swear if he went to the moon
Hmmmm

Do you still believe we went to the moon
Do you still believe what they tellin you
Connect the dots and pretty soon
You'll find out what I found out too
But I If you question this stuff you'll be labelled a loon
You'll be called a conspiracy theory buffoon
But I don't care man, I'm stil gon' make this tune
Coz I know that we didn't go to the moon

And how bout the moon rocks They gave to museums
And thousands and thousands of people did see em
But one museum took a closer look
And soon realised that something's afoot
The rock they were given turned out to be fake
Just a piece of old wood not a rock from space
When God made the moon he saw it was good
But apparently made it from petrified wood
Hmmm

In another museum sits an astronaut suit
Take a good look at the tread on the boot
It doesn't match up with the prints on the moon
And y'all still believe what they're telling you
Or how bout that phone call that Nixon made
To the moon that's a quarter million miles away
When I can't get a signal on my cell phone line
I guess phones were better in 69
Hmmm

Yeah you went straight through those van Allen belts
It wasn't a problem right and nothing was felt
But now you say it's a problem and you can't get through
This problem needs to be solved according to you
But didn't you solve that problem back in 69
You flew straight through em 5 more times
You wonder why I think it's fake
When there are so many apollo mistakes
Like the telemetry data that's all gone missing
13000 reels are you kidding
A giant leap for all of mankind
But you lost all the data
And no one can find
Hmmm

There's no blast crater from the lunar module
Probably coz that thing was a model
Or the flag that flutters with no atmosphere
Don't you think that's a bit queer
Intersecting shadows means another light source
Do I think it's fake, yeah of course
The whole thing was filmed on a Hollywood set
Directed by Kubrick is my best bet
The moons so cool we love to explore it
But we can't get past low earth orbit
Do the research people I think you'll find
Nasas admits that a bunch of times