Songtext zu 'The Bad Touch (Empyre One Edit)' von Dj Gollum

I appreciate any butt
Sweat baby, sweat baby, sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes, I'm Siskel, yes, I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up

You've had enough of two-hand touch
You want it rough, you're out of bounds
I want you smothered, want you covered
Like my Waffle House hash browns

Come quicker than FedEx, never reach an apex
Just like Coca-Cola stock, you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early, just like Daylight Savings Time
(Daylight Savings Time) Do it now

You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals
So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals
So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Getting horny now

You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals
So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals
So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Discovery Channel, Discovery Channel)

You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals
So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me, baby ain't
You and me, baby ain't
Discovery Channel (gettin' horny now)

Sweat baby, sweat baby

You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals
So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt
Only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific: I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means Small Craft Advisory

So, if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5, you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on, I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours, I'll show you mine, Tool Time
You'll love it just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch X-Files

Do it now
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals
So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals
So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

You and me, baby ain't
You and me, baby ain't
Discovery Channel (getting horny now)

You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals
So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Getting horny now