Songtext zu 'Ambassador' von Goldie Lookin Chain

Oi clarts! hold on to my fuckin bags for a minute
While i go to the toilet for a wank.
Just fuckin knock on the door if the fuckin planes comes init?

(last call for mr a hussein flight da432 dragon airlines)

Oh, oh fuckin hell thats me i've gotta go, where's my fuckin bum bag!

I was given my orders by the goldie lookin' chain
To be port's first importer of mary jane
Cos i smoke more draw than your average rasta
I'm now newports's first draw ambassador
I got blocko in morrocco, made a plan in afganistan
About bringing the draw back to the motherland
I told them the deal so they would listen to my skit
About going into business, there's a gap in the market
They knew i had to be good and not fuckin shitty
Cos newport town was now newport city
I was shagging this bird who looked like godzilla
And she said she knew this columbian guerilla
So i turned her over and gave her a poke
And went to south america to score the coke
By this time next week if i'm careful clarts
I'll be importing more draw than fuckin howard marks

He's the draw ambassador
And he's adam hussein
He's the draw ambassador
And he's adam hussein

Got draw in singapoure and pills in equador
Shagging loads of thai birds thats left my cock raw
And what's more, i can't stop making the score
I had to leave italy cos i caused a war
Throughout the port he came back to out city
He's adam hussien and he's sitting pretty
As draw ambassador on a global scale
He imports by the ki and always makes a sale
I sold draw in mexico and to even an eskimo
Got out on bail in the capital of israel
Now i'm back on the streets, real wrecked up
I heard balsey's causing a riot in the world cup
I sold a nine bar to a bra in canada
And i bought an ash tray for my fuckin grandma
Pulled a scam in amsterdam and got away in a van
And now im on the run avoiding the fuckin can

He's the draw ambassador
And he's adam hussein

Got messed in budapest and got a tatoo in timbucktoo
Threw up over some thai bird after sniffing fuckin glue
Then went onto sweden cos i needed a reason
To get out of saudi cos they wanted me for treason
We got fucked on the exchange rate making me irate
By shifting this draw from state to state
I can't wait, to see the euro
So i can open my own change de buero
I knicked a new suit, i knicked a new tie
I wouldn't trust me too far 'cos i'm really quite sly
I went to paraguy smoked a cone and got high
But i had to leave cos they thought i was a spy
I went to ibiza on my way back from jamaica
I got a red carpet and my picture in the paper
When i got back to the port i had duty free
Draw, fags and rizla for all the glc

He's the draw ambassador
And he's adam hussein
He's the draw ambassador
And he's adam hussein

My missus has got a kid like
She gets all them wicked benefits from the dss
She gets loads of money off the dss
She got a new car an all man it's wicked
It's serious man
Yeh i saw a dead cat and my mate pushed his finger in it's eye's
And all stuff came out of it
It was safe as fuck, i had a bit of draw like man
I am a robot, i am a robot, to destroy, to destroy
I am a robot, i want to smack something up
I am a robot, innit!