Songtext zu ' The Perverted Dance (Cut the Balls) ' von Klemen Slakonja (as Slavoj Žižek)

What's up with this music?
I am a philosopher, I like to provoke, we live in perverted times
so let me tell you a perverted joke!
A famous, dirty, horrible joke, taking place in 15th century Russia
A farmer and his wife walk along a dusty country road
A Mongol warrior on a horse stops and says
"I'm gonna rape your wife and you should hold my testicles
While I rape your wife, so that they will not get dusty."

When he raped his wife, the Mongol warrior went away
The farmer started to laugh and jump with joy, his wife said
"Hey, how can you be happy? I was just brutally raped!"
And he says "But I got him, his balls are full of dust."
Well, in reality we only dirty with dust the balls of those in power
And now comes the dirty conclusion
The point is to cut them off!

Now let me warn you, this isn't Macarena, not Chicken dance, not Aserejé
Not Gangnam style and so on and so on
We stand no chance, there's no time for romance
It's time to dance The Perverted Dance™!
Cut the balls, we need to cut the balls
we need to cut the balls, the balls of those in power!
We need to cut the balls and our faces won't be sour
Just cut the balls, make them become Niagara falls!
Cut the balls, we need to cut the balls
we need to cut the balls, the balls of those in power!
We need to cut the balls, we can train with cauliflower!
Just cut the balls, make them become Niagara falls.
Oh, my god, why am i doing this?! Singing, dancing?!

I feel like that disgusting guy from Canada, Justin Bieber.
So, the problem with capitalism is that it's in the crisis from its very beginning
From somewhere, I would say late 18th century
There are prophets who claim capitalism is nearing its end
It's like that stupid bird Fenix - the more you, you know, it returns
I got hungry, let's grab something to eat
What?! No meat?!
Only for vegeterians?!
Degenerates, degenaretes, they'll all soon turn into monkeys

I dont say let's do nothing, I say sometimes doing nothing is the most violent thing to do
So cut the balls, just cut the balls!
And racism is also a problem, so be like Kung Fu Panda
Be white, black, asian and cut the balls, just cut the balls!
They call me The Borat of Philosophy, The Marx Brother and The Elvis of cultural theory
Cut the crap and cut the balls, just cut the balls!
Hey, I am Slavoj Žižek!
- No, I am Slavoj Žižek!
- No, I am Slavoj Žižek!
- Fuck that, whatever, let's all be Slavoj Žižek!

Grab and pull the imaginary balls from the sky, cut through the air and say bye, bye, bye
Let's join together, let's fall in trance, let's dance The Perverted Dance™.
Cut the balls, we need to cut the balls
We need to cut the balls, the balls of those in power!
We need to cut the balls, and then take the bloody shower!
Just cut the balls, make them become Niagara falls!
Cut the balls, we need to cut the balls
We need to cut the balls, the balls of those in power!
We need to cut the balls, let them face the final hour
Just cut the balls, make them become Niagara falls!
Cut the balls, we need to cut the balls
We need to cut the balls, the balls of those in power!
We need to cut the balls, we need to cut the balls!
Just cut the balls, make them become Niagara falls!
This stupid repetative mechanic music! Stop it!
Thank you, thank you very much!

The problem is maybe not the big act "Cut the balls"
But you make small changes and all of a sudden, balls are no longer there.
Those in power look down and say
"Oh, where are my balls?"
And suddenly their voices get higher and so on and so on
I stand by my joke
The structure of the joke is that this so called progressive intelectual
In order to score his small narcicistic point, oh, I dusted the balls
Totally ignores the suffering there and that's the whole point of the joke
So cut the balls, we need to cut the balls!